01 · Free · The calculator
Your missed-call loss, in dollars
Average job value, missed calls a day, honest booking share. The annual revenue at risk, computed in your browser — nothing uploaded, nothing tracked.
Open the calculatorWiseParadox · Missed-Call Recovery Kit · Australia
Never lose another job to a missed call.
Price the loss. Then answer the phone — DIY, one weekend.
Get the kit Try the loss calculator first$127,750a year at risk at 2 missed calls a day, $350 jobs — see the formula on the calculator
BillionsAustralian SMEs lose to missed calls every year — Sophiie AI launch coverage, Yahoo Finance headline, Aug 2026
1 weekendto a working DIY receptionist, following the guide step by step
01 · What's inside
A kit, not a course. Two tools, zero fluff.
Built for trades and small businesses, not agencies.
02 · $29 · The DIY guide
Your own AI receptionist, in a weekend
The tools, the scripts, the prompts — set up call forwarding, voicemail-to-text, and an auto-follow-up that texts you the moment a call is missed.
Get the guidePricing is SPECULATIVE — set from our digital-product research ($29–99 band, ai-money-makers 2026-08-12) and confirmed in writing before anything is charged. The real job of the kit is to warm buyers for the $99 audit and the done-for-you setup.
02 · The guide
Three chapters. One working phone line.
01 · CAPTURE
Stop losing the caller
Forward to a service that answers or texts you — evenings, weekends, on the tools. This alone recovers most of the loss.
02 · ANSWER
Let the machine talk
Scripts and prompts for an AI receptionist that takes the job details and books your calendar. Tuned for trades, not call centres.
03 · FOLLOW UP
Never let a lead go cold
The automation that texts missed callers back the next morning — because most callers don't ring twice.
03 · Get the kit
One message. The kit is yours.
A person replies within one working day.
04 · Questions
Straight answers, no fine print.
Do I need to know how to code?
No. The guide uses off-the-shelf tools and copy-paste prompts. If you can forward a phone number, you can do chapter one.
How is this different from the done-for-you service?
DIY is yours to run and costs a one-off $29 guide. Done-for-you is $99 audit, then $990–1,450 setup — we do the wiring and tune the script for your trade. Both are on the table; the kit is the cheap first step.
Will it really answer at 2am?
If you forward to a service that never sleeps, yes — that is exactly the gap the kit closes. The guide walks through which pieces answer, which text you, and which book the calendar.
What if I'd rather have it done for me?
Ask. The $99 audit prices your missed calls for a week and the fee is credited against the build. Book the audit.